mercredi 30 mars 2011

EXTRA EXTRA a report from Shem, our roving reporter

We have received this revelation from Shem who also works for The pocket knife and couteau extraordinaire,  He has discovered a pre-production model of a revolutionary new pocket knife in use on the outskirts of Loubille. Unfortunately it proved impossible to download his digital photos because a couple of refugees from the Eden Valley area unaccountably ate his Apple-Mac but we can reveal that the invention has a lurex-pink handle in the shape of a wine bottle and is fully equipped with a fold-out courgette trowel and a digital wine-o`clock indicator as well as the more normal blade for fruit peeling and nail care items such as file, scissors and nail varnish dispenser  Remember, you read about it here first!

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